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YEAR END MEME - STOLEN FROM THEPRIMROSEPATH

Year end meme - take the first sentence of the first post from each month of the previous year....

January 2007


"LMAO!!! I'd GLADLY drink four glasses of Gackt everyday!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wow, not much explanation needed there.  Would still GLADLY do that.  :oP

February 2007

"West Virginia to Put 'Dance Dance Revolution' in Public Schools"

Yeah, there's a big ol' bag of DUH for ya!  Hmmm, fun exercise?  Who would dare?  LOL

March 2007

"One word...one single solitary word describes my experience with 30 Seconds to Mars this past weekend.  "Supercalifuckilisticexpialidocious""

That quote barely sums up how much fun that weekend was.  Still my favorite cuss word!

April 2007

"My second favorite band in the US is coming to NASHVILLE next month!!!!!!!

Looks like this was a very musical year!  Kill Hannah gave an awesome concert with Resident Hero, Sick Puppies and Flyleaf at Rocketown.  I was impressed and had so much fun that I literally peed my pants.  *Don't ask*

May 2007

"Last weekend we got to attend a wedding for a WONDERFUL couple, Dan & Julie.  Truly a great couple and I wish them all the happiness in the world."

It really sucks that they had to move to Lake Charles, LA.  I miss them and Julie's marshmallow butt.  :oP

June 2007

I guess June was a pretty busy or pretty boring month.  No posts to really talk about.

July 2007

"Opening on Charlotte in September - McKay's Bookstore!  The Chattanooga and Knoxville mega bookstores are coming to Nashville!  WOOT!"

Doh!  I'm a dork - this place has been open for months.  I've driven past it twice and still have not set foot inside the store.  I suck!

August 2007

"Man, I can't believe it's already August!  This year has flown!  This year has also been pretty enjoyable so far and looks to end well too.  We've got both cars up and running, just some minor stuff to get fixed this fall (A/C for the Jeep, radiator for the Jeep, shocks/struts for the car, tires for both, etc.)  Both of them now have newly rebuilt transmissions.  :o)"

This year really was a good one to David and I.  We were surrounded with great friends and blessed with pretty much NO drama.  Woot!

September 2007

"Ouch, I think I sneezed out my spleen.  Wow, been knocked down with Con Crud since Tuesday night.  Suckage.  Just plain suckage.  I've downed an entire bottle of Vicks 44 cough syrup, a box of Tylenol Severe Congestion and a 1/2 bottle of Mucinex over the weekend and it's still not better.  It did give me a chance to just spend some time holding down the couch.  :oP"

That was a miserable week.  Could NOT get rid of that crap until I finally broke down and went to the doc in the box.  Fixed me up pretty quick even if the meds did leave a nasty old gym sock taste in your mouth.  Ew.

October 2007

"Here's the lofty list of the costumes I'd like to have by the time MTAC rolls around in April..."

Wow, that list still stands.  Have we started on ANY of them yet?  Nope.  I suck.


November 2007

"I can't believe it's already almost December. My Mom is now up with us and I love having her around again. It's like vacation and she's having fun and trying new things too. Dave likes it because I'm WAY less stressed. I don't have to worry about her all the time. I took her to the Opry at the Ryman last weekend to see Loretta Lynn - she had a great time! For her birthday on December 1st we'll be taking her to see the Music City Christmas with the Rockettes. She's always loved the Rockettes performances. :o)"

Having my Mom around again is just awesome.  Although I've spent way more hours at the malls than I can stand, it's been fun shopping with her.  Just don't want to see the inside of a mall for at least a year.  I'm not like most women - I CAN'T STAND SHOPPING without a goal.


December 2007

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land

were people busy shopping, unlike they had planned.

Yes they'd intended to go early - not get caught unaware  

so in the malls all the last minuters assembled there.

The smart ones were nestled all snug in their beds,

as visions of paper-backs danced in their heads;

and there I sat, with my wife on my lap,

all settled in for a cozy night's nap.

When out on the drive there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I went like a flash,

pulled open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the crest of the fake plastic snow

gave the luster of mid-day to an unexpected show.

When, what to my curious eyes should appear?

Dozens of crazed shoppers were heading over here!

I grabbed a big box of my Curious books so quick

I knew in a moment I must act like St. Nick!

More rapid than rabbits the buyers they came,

and I signed all my books made out to their name!

"For Cedric, For Basher, For Aunt Sue and Gary

For Stevie, For Deanna, For Sarah and Carrie"

I sat on my porch and signed them all!

and charged them full price, as I was no fool!

But the books they ran out, and the folks kept on coming

I started to panic this was no more a funnin'.

So I raced back in the house I bolted the door,

and desperately searched, yes searched for some more!

But alas no more of my books I could locate,

so I hid in the pantry and there I did wait.

As I sat there a trembling I had quite a thought,

Why wait till Christmas Eve for my book to be bought?

They could have easily have purchased it long before,

all those late shoppers who arrived mad at my door.

 For if bought right now it'll arrive in a few days,

and whoever you give it to will be quite amazed,

at such a thoughtful gift as my latest book,

now available on Amazon - so please take a look!

Right now it is to be had with festive gift wrapping

 so get on your keyboard and get a tap-tapping

and before you know it my book will be in sight!


 So I Thank you all, and to all a good-night.

 PSGifford

www.psgifford.com


Buy The Curious Accounts of the Imaginary Friend today!  You will not be disappointed!

P.S. Gifford will be appering at Hypericon 4 in June 2008!  

Get your copy now and get it autographed by the soon to be legend, P.S. Gifford!

I couldn't resist posting the whole thing.  The book is amazing.  The author is amazing.  I'm in one of the stories.  What could be better?

All in all 2007 was a pretty good year.  I did have a huge debaucle with the 30 Seconds to Mars fan club/Echelon over the Family Reunion for next year.  It'll take a bit to get all of it smoothed over and all the ends tied up neatly in a bow.  Stupid ass promoters and their less than honest practices.  Bastard.

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